Lately, most of the thoughts and idea's that have come out of my kids mouth's have thrown me into full fledged belly laugh, tears and all. I'd like to take this time to share them with you.
We were at the gas station and Aubrey says 'hey mom, why is there a 'poop truck' here?'
'Aubrey sweetheart, that is not the 'poop truck' that is just the delivery tanker.' 'mom, you just said poop.' Well didn't that just send them into a tailspin of giggles for the next 10 minutes because mom said the 'p' word and it was not in the bathroom.
We picked Edie up from school and she kept saying:
'I have a new boiiiii in my koo.' (I have a new boy in my school) 'but I no know his name'.
'Well take time and think about it I'm sure it'll come to you.'
During dinner that night she said,
'I KNOW WHAT HIS NAME IS!!! CON ON THE COB!!!'
Of course the girls bust out laughing, and Edie goes into to her, 'weally, weally (really, really )!!'. Come to find out there is a new little boy in her class.
His name is Conner.
Her teacher stopped Todd one morning.
'Mr. Fischer, do you work for the Post Office?'
'No', he replied.
'Edie told us you deliver mail'.
Aubrey stated one day: 'I'm as hungry as a pickle in a jar!!'
The kids were playing in the playroom. I was doing dishes and I heard some voices raised. I listened they seemed to be working it out. Then I heard stomping on the stairs and Aubrey comes up the stairs huffing and puffing.
'MOM!, May I have the timer?'
'Sure', I replied.
She stomped back down to the basement and said
'FINE, Reagan we'll play with your opinion for 5 minutes and then we can play with mine for 5 minutes.!'
Problem solved. I gave myself a little pat on the back.
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